Friday, April 15, 2016

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Bono: send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to fight Islamic State
Never one for holding back on an opinion, Bono has come up with a new way of destroying Islamic State – not with bombs, but with belly laughs. The U2 singer said sending comedians such as Amy Schumer and Sacha Baron Cohen would be an effective alternative to airstrikes.

Bono was speaking in front of a Senate subcommittee on Tuesday 12 April, during a wide-ranging discussion on the Middle East and the refugee crisis. He said: “Don’t laugh. I think comedy should be deployed. It’s like, you speak violence, you speak their language. But you laugh at them, when they’re goose-stepping down the street, and it takes away their power. So, I’m suggesting that the Senate send in Amy Schumer, and Chris Rock, and Sacha Baron Cohen, thank you.”
Okay, let's start with the first WTF. What the bloody hell is *BONO* - a washed-up, has-been former celebrity who used to, at one point in his career, been able to sing - doing appearing before a US Senate subcommittee on ISIS and terrorism? Really, WTF? Did someone think that "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" made him an expert on terrorism?

Or, more likely, did they think that bringing in a celebrity that Boomers and GenX'ers are familiar with would generate more interest in the hearing, and bring attention to their attempt to "Do Something About This"?

Secondly, this is the crappiest load of crap anyone ever crapped. Look, I know it's in vogue to send in washed up singers after terrorist attacks and all, but really? You think sending comedians - female Jewish comedians, at that - to combat a group known for beheading, crucifying, drowning and even immolating those it disagree with is a good idea? Honestly?

What's funny - not in the "ha,ha" way - is that my last post centered on Bruce Springsteen and his *SUPER* brave stance on NC. Specifically, it's over NC's alleged mistreatment of the trans-gendered community in how people who identify with different genders can or cannot use certain restrooms. Whether you agree with Springsteen, North Carolina, or are somewhere in between, there is one unmistakable fact:

Every single person that this "law" allegedly affects would be brutally slaughtered by ISIS. 

You are born a male but identify as a woman? Here in America, you *might* face some prejudice and be forced to use a male bathroom. In Syria, Iraq and other areas dominated by ISIS? They throw you off a gorram building. Perspective. Get some. Dealing with prejudice is never fun. Dealing with homicidal maniacs, though, is decidedly less fun.

It's quite telling who Hollywood thinks we should treat more harshly, isn't it? North Carolina gets boycotts, threats, and hatred. ISIS gets a standup routine.

No, Bono, No. We don't send entertainers. We send B-52 bombers. Lots of 'em. We kill these crazy bastards until they give up. If they don't give up, we kill enough of them that they cease to be a threat. Period. Mockery certainly has its place, but it also has its time. When ISIS is actively controlling large parts of entire countries and sponsoring terrorism around the world is not the time to fall back on an aggressive campaign of sarcasm and potty jokes.

It's time to be shooting these evil mo-fos in the face and bombing them into oblivion, THEN we can mock their failed ideology.

That is all.


Murphy's Law said...

On the other hand, I would not cry if Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, and the rest of the leftist hater "comedians" all went to Syria with Bono and got blown up by the very ISIS nuts that they went there to mock. There's no downside to that scenario as far as America is concerned.

Anonymous said...

Deep breath in, exhale slowly. Deep breath in exhale slowly.

Sip the Jamison's, feel the flavor caressing your mouth, then your throat and finally in your stomach.

Repeat this four times, each more slowly than the time before.

Let the assholes fade away from your relaxed mind.



Old 1811 said...

Maybe Bono owes Schumer, Rock, et al a bunch of money and wants to solve his problem and look all we-are-the-worldy at the same time.
Or maybe he's just an idiot.

Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

We could just tell him we already sent The B-52's.

ProudHillbilly said...

+1 Murphy's Law.

And obviously Europe didn't laugh at Hitler enough.

ProudHillbilly said...

+1 Murphy's Law.

And obviously Europe didn't laugh at Hitler enough.

Old NFO said...

+1 on Murph... And good riddance to them all!

Glenn B said...

"But you laugh at them, when they’re goose-stepping down the street, and it takes away their power." I seem to recall Obama laughing at them and calling them a JV team, that really helped to bring them to their knees - didn't it! I also recall that many, at first, laughed at Adolf Hitler, look at all the good that did.

Jim said...

I've gotta give Bono credit for thinking of sending those two. Much respect.

We should stand and applaud for anything the leftards in entertainmentville do to voluntarily thin their own ranks.

Fact is, we should sponsor a full dozen of 'em for a USO type event in beautiful downtown Rubblestan.

Run it on Pay Per View. Profit!

Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

RabidAlien said...

I'm still waiting for Tom Cruise and his ilk to head over there. Got a special bag of popcorn for the occasion, too.