One of my favorite traditions is running this bit:
"With G-d as my witness I thought turkeys could fly." - One of the greatest lines in television history. Yes, wild turkeys can fly for short distances. No, turkeys raised to be food cannot.
There's just so many great quotes: "They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!" "It gets pretty strange after that." "It's like the turkeys mounted a counterattack."
And another Thanksgiving Day tradition:
Hard to believe that in a couple more years, that recording will be 50 years old. Yikes. Arlo Guthrie recorded this when he was 18 years old.
Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Remember what's important, and everything we have to be thankful for.
That is all.