Police: Car dumped into river during divorce flap
A man going through a divorce sent the red Corvette his wife drives plunging into a river, triggering a search for a possible victim inside, police said.Why did it have to be a 'Vette? I guess because dumping a 1990 Camry into the drink would be a LOT less traumatic...
Officers were called on Monday afternoon about a car in the Delaware River. A witness told them that a man had driven to the riverbank, gotten out and then let the car run into the river, police Inspector Scott Small said.
I'm just trying to think how on earth this moron thought he'd get away with it. What passes for a thought process there?
"Hmmm. Let me think. My wife and I are going through a messy divorce. She has a prized sports car. I'll go get it and dump it in the river. No one will ever guess it was me!"Fortunately no one was hurt, and with any kind of luck this guy will get taken to the cleaners. I mean, that's clear-cut abuse of an icon right there.
Corvettes don't swim!
That is all.