Thursday, June 5, 2014

Stay Classy...

Hoo, man. Some people have *all* the class... Joseph in IL sent this in, and reminds us that Jerry Spring *was* the mayor for a while...

Ohio police seek man after kindergarten fight
One man hit another while newly graduated kindergarten students were celebrating with punch and cookies, triggering a melee that involved up to 20 people and resulted in the lockdown of an elementary school near Cincinnati, authorities said Tuesday.

Mount Healthy Schools Superintendent Lori Handler said the lockdown was ordered Monday because parents were panicking and school officials wanted to make sure no one else wandered into the fight scene. She said some 150 children were with their families in the Mount Healthy North Elementary School cafeteria when the fight broke out over an apparent domestic dispute.
Yeah, gotta love folks that can't put aside their differences for an hour or so at their child's school. Now, I've seen some pretty tacky displays with divorced parents - like one that kept reminding her ex that he was under a restraining order even though she came over to him - but never a fistfight...

"Parents were panicking..." That saddens and disgusts me. It's a fistfight, not Mars attacking, folks. Get your kid out of the main area and make sure none of the combatants come near you. No reason to panic. About the only reason I could see for being perturbed would be keeping my s**t together and NOT pounding one or both parties into paste. I mean, really. It's a frelling kindergarten graduation. Catch up to the dude afterwards.

Then again, if they could think rationally they wouldn't get in fistfights at a Kindergarden graduation...

That is all.

4 comments:

ShallNotBeInfringed said...

Kindergarten Graduation

In bizarro world, absolutely ANYTHING can follow those two words and make absolute perfect sense. Hockey dad brawls, soccer mom melees, it's all good in gangsta's paradise.

LCB said...

Southwestern Ohio is solidly Repub...except for Cincy. Their proudest moment what making Jerry Springer dah mayor. He wrote a check to a call-girl, ending his political career. TV watchers everywhere are SO glad...

Formynder said...

Since when is the term graduated used instead of passed for all grades below 12th?

NotClauswitz said...

"Graduation" and "Kindergarten" just don't belong in the same sentence, it's ridiculous.