Can we PLEASE dispense with the "mind-blowing" and "you won't believe what happens next" and all the other over-the-top nonsense? I'm guessing that it works and gets people to click through, because it's becoming more and more prevalent (like, to the point of infecting "normal" websites like Buzzfeed into writing phantasmagorical headlines). But for the love of pete, at this point I've developed a Pavlovian reflex to speed right over those posts no matter HOW many times they tell me that I should "eat THIS to avoid cancer" or "this one simple trick will save you 5 million dollars a week."
It's very similar to the meth problem. I really don't know who I hate more: The tweakers who discovered you could concoct an illicit substance with ordinary household medicines and chemicals, or the politicians who decided the way to combat this was to require I show a driver's license to buy freaking Sudaphedrine. I hate them both. I hate the tweakers for getting the politicians involved, and I hate the politicians for RUINING MY GODDAMNED NYQUIL.
There are days where I hate people. They end in "y."
That is all.