IdeaPaint founder John Goscha unveils new light bulb
You might say a light bulb went off in John Goscha's head a few years ago when he thought about building a better energy-efficient light bulb.This right here, my friends, is America. We had to reinvent the bloody light bulb because the government took ours away. But, being as how this is America, we took one look at the problem, got all righteously indignant, and engineered around the stupid ban.
On Monday, Goscha officially launched the Finally Light Bulb Co., a maker of an energy-efficient bulb that emits light just like the old incandescent bulb.
It's an awful lot like the Ares Defense SCR stock that takes out the pistol grip, really. A pistol grip somehow makes a rifle more dangerous (how? I have no idea. Ask a gun banner, they'll tell you it's the shoulder thing that goes up), so they took it out. They complied with the law - and it will be called a "loophole"...
How long before these new light bulbs are banned? They use copper, rather than the standard filament, and will cost more. How much do you want to bet there will be some "environmental impact" of all that copper or somesuch? The government isn't going to take the re-introduction of the regular lightbulb sitting down. No, they'll have to destroy this upstart, which is why they've operated in "stealth" mode so far.
Because if there's anything the government really hates, it's being thwarted in their socialist utopia plans by Americans being, well, Americans...
That is all.