Tuesday, April 1, 2014

I Knew Things Were Tough in the UK, But...

Stretch sends in this story about how bad things are getting in the formerly Great Britain.

British sniper in Afghanistan kills six Taliban with one bullet
A British sniper in Afghanistan killed six insurgents with a single bullet after hitting the trigger switch of a suicide bomber whose device then exploded, The Telegraph has learnt.

The 20-year-old marksman, a Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards, hit his target from 930 yards (850 metres) away, killing the suicide bomber and five others around him caught in the blast.
Things are so bad the snipers are having to get multiple kills with a single round. Sheesh.

In all seriousness, I love stories like these. I hope the young jihadi's fellow Tangos suffered in their final seconds. Enjoy the afterlife without your eternal reward, @$$holes. Wonder how you explain that to whatever deity they believe is in charge of doling out the virgins?

"Yeah, well, I was *about* to take out some infidels, but apparently Achmed the premature doesn't know simple wiring."

"You son of a camel! There was nothing wrong with my wiring!"

I just hope the last thing that went through their minds was their spinal columns...

That is all.


Anonymous said...

Suicide bomber detonates. In the afterlife, he is approached by an old white man who says, "I'm George Washington and I saw what you did to my country". George then slugs him hard in the gut. Over the course of a few minutes several other founding fathers come up to kick the crap out of the bomber.

The bomber cries out, "Allah!!! This is not what you promised me!"

Allah replies, "Yes it is. I clearly said 72 Virginians."

Joseph in IL

Old NFO said...

Yep, kid's pretty damn good with the reach out and 'touch'... :-)