Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Stop. Hammer Time.

A whole bunch of people sent this in. WAY too good not to share...

Detroit man, 82, attacks home invasion suspect with hammer
An 82-year-old Detroit man attacked a home invasion suspect with a hammer Sunday after the intruder refused to leave his property, MyFoxDetroit.com reported.

George Bradford told the station that he woke up to the screams of his daughter and granddaughter after someone broke into the home through a basement window.
82 years old. Cracked a dude's skull with a damn hammer. Just goes to show, you don't EVER mess with a man's daughter... He told the guy to GTFO, the guy refused, so he hauled off and played whack-a-goblin with him. Dumbass. Guy's lucky that Grandpa didn't have a shotgun.

The best part, though, is this. Dude's 33 years old. Got his ticket punched but good by a guy nearly 50 years his senior. Think about how that's going to go over in prison. Think about being the thirtysomething that got his skull cracked by an octogenarian. I suspect he's going to be the belle of the ball in lockdown...

Don't mess with the old guys - especially the ones that can swing an Estwing...

That is all.

6 comments:

Crotalus said...

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head...

Stingray said...

I'm downright amazed, at what I can destroy with just a hammer!

PA State Cop said...

First Rule of Engineering. ;)

JustJohn said...

I believe this gentleman lives by the code;
Screw with me and I'll leave it to Karma, screw with my family and I BECOME Karma.

Good job!

DJ9 said...

No messin' around, Jay puts the earworm right in the title.

Thanks bunches, I'll be humming that one for the next week or more...

Hafnhaf said...

gotta love estwings. very low drag handles.