Theft suspect arrested in Friendswood wearing Cookie Monster onesie
Two men are charged with theft, after Friendswood police say they were caught stealing from a construction site.Okay, so far so good. What's so weird about this? How about the booking photo?
At about 1pm on Tuesday, March 4, a witness reported two men stealing from a construction site in the 1100 block of W. Edgewood. The witness followed the vehicle as the suspects headed toward Highway 35, when they were stopped by Friendswood police.
Why, yes, he *is* wearing a Cookie Monster hoodie. A grown man. Stealing building materials from a construction site. In a Cookie Monster hoodie. In the middle of the day.
I mean, it's not like he ran out in the middle of the night to grab this stuff and had the hoodie on thinking no one would notice. This is the middle of the day, and Captain Obvious has on a garment that is bound to get him noticed and remembered. Way to go!
Meth is a helluva drug, kids...
That is all.