Friday, January 31, 2014

Darwin In Action ... Literally.

Heh. Joseph in IL sends in this story of a crummy armed robber getting exactly what he deserves.

Oregon crime suspect shoots himself in the groin
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Police in Portland, Ore., say a man suspected of shooting a neighbor shot himself in the groin while trying to leave the scene of the crime.

Sgt. Pete Simpson tells The Oregonian ( ) the 40-year-old man's wound is "consistent with somebody putting a gun in his pants."

Now, it may not be an official Darwin award, as we have no idea of knowing if Einstein had bred yet or not, but still. Taking a round to the junk because you're a f**king moron is a pretty decent "instant karma" for shooting the victim you just robbed. The story - thin on details as it is - mentions that the victim was shot in the leg, but during the "attempted" robbery.

It's hard to tell if OneNut shot his victim because he wouldn't comply, or after he complied. One thing is certain, though - use a damn holster, or at least have the common sense to aim the gun into your abdomen, so the shot is fatal, please.

And you thought Plaxico was bad!

That is all.

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