Friday, December 13, 2013

Calling All MA Residents!

Report to Framingham immediately!

Jack's Abby beer tank springs a leak in Framingham
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (WHDH) -- A brewery in Framingham is missing out on 3,000 gallons or 1,300 cases of beer after one of the tanks sprung a leak Wednesday.

“We watched the beer go down the drain. It's not a fun morning at Jack’s Abby brewing,” said Sam Hendler, Co-owner of Jack’s Abby Brewery.
Oh, never mind, it's gone... That had to be absolutely heart-wrenching for the owners to come in the shop that morning and see their hard work rapidly swirling down the drain... Of course, they should have realized that something was up when they rolled up to the brewery at 8 AM and every single regular's car was still parked outside...

Police are advising a BOLO for this man:

All that beer, down the drain...

That is all.


Brad_in_MA said...

I've been to the brewey. I just hope that the leak was not their Smoke & Dagger Black Lager. That is some GOOD stuff.

Tango said...

"Ma'am, I'm sorry but your husband fell into one of the vats of beer last night and drown...."

"Well, can you tell me if it was fast or if he suffered?"

"No... he didn't suffer. He got out twice to pee."

Dave H said...

"A plumber who went into the tank to try to repair the leak drowned after bravely fighting off all rescue attempts."

Tango said...

hahaha! I love it, Dave!

Ed said...

"All that beer, down the drain"?
That is the fate of all beer, but thankfully, some gets to be passed through your kidneys first.