The worst getaway ever
Just watch this video of a driver attempting a hit-and-run in Chicago. You've gotta watch the whole thing. Don't give up too early, because you will miss … well … just watch.No, you've really got to see this imbecile:
We pick up the scene just after the driver of the black SUV allegedly hit the white cab.
Let's see. First he hits the white Camry cab. Then he hits the white Crown Vic cab. Backs into the red sports car. Hits the white Camry cab again, and then plows into the Caddy SUV, hard enough to rip off his front bumper. Four vehicles struck, two of which were occupied at the time - that's four counts of malicious destruction of property and at least two counts of assault with a deadly weapon (the vehicle) on top of grand theft auto.
And it's all caught on video, so this guy's going to do some serious time when they catch him...
That is all.