I imagine that this will become part of a series. Call it the "Random weird stuff Jay finds in his house while he packs for the Big Move"...
Yes, that is a pack of Marlboro Lights from 2001. When I quit smoking, right before my son was born, I saved a pack to keep in the kitchen cabinet where I stored my smokes as a reminder that I quit on purpose, that it wasn't that I was out of smokes but that I was stronger than the cigarettes. There are times I've thought of cracking open that pack, but it remains unmolested now, even as it awaits its disposition in a landfill somewhere.
I'm curious as hell at how they held up over the past 12.5 years, but not enough to try one!
That is all.