Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Mean What You Say, Say What You Mean...

*sigh*...

I don't know WHAT I was thinking...
So, here's mine. If I reach my goal, I will attend the Flintlock 3-Gun shoot in VA next month hosted by my #1 blogdaughter. She has already agreed (and cackled maniacally) to set me up as a pirate wench for a photoshoot, complete with stays, shifts, and even something called "Harriet". I was afraid to ask. She was laughing too loud to hear me anyways. All I made out was something called a "bum roll". Apparently my pirate wench has it going on in the ... wait for it ... booty.

There you go. "Jay G. the pirate wench" if I meet my goal. You know I'll do it, too.

Like the title of this post says... I'll put the picture behind the fold. Trust me, you really have to WANT to see this. Once seen, it cannot be unseen.

You have been warned...


That is all.

13 comments:

Lissa said...

Jay G, you are one sexy wench!!

bluesun said...

NO MUSTACHE, NO DEAL!

Anonymous said...

Best $50 I've spent in a while.

Joseph in IL

Dave H said...

Jay, I didn't know you were that kind of guy. (A fan in the right hand, held in front of the face, means Follow me.)

Tango said...

T*ts or GTFO!

Nancy R. said...

I may or may not have more pictues of Jay in various states of undress. Just sayin'.

Oh, and booty. I have pictures of pirate booty.

Stretch said...

It's gonna take a LOT of rum to erase that image from my brain.

Mike W. said...

I was there ass the transformation took place, and let me tell you, even Nancy R.'s hot buttered rum couldn't erase the image from my mind.....

Angus McThag said...

Hellooooo thailor!

Glenn B said...

As I recall, you fell short of your goal just proving you always have had a secret desire to dress up like a pirate wench and are just using KTKC as an excuse.

You sort of remind me of the pirate Morgan (Geena Davis)in Cutthroat Island; well, not really but I figured I would be charitable at least one more time this year.

All the best,
Glenn B

Old NFO said...

Brain. Bleach. STAT... ;-)

Atom Smasher said...

"I'd make you prettier if I could!"

Bräuista said...

be afraid. be very afraid.