Burglary suspect found naked, bleeding in Marshfield home
MARSHFIELD — A Sandwich man is facing drug and burglary charges after police allegedly found him naked, bleeding and high on LSD in the mudroom of a Webster Street home with the alarmed residents inside.Now, I'm kinda torn. On the one hand, someone in your home nekkid isn't very likely to have a weapon on their person. On the other hand, sane, responsible folks don't just show up inside your house cold starkers and bleeding as a matter of course. Hobson's choice, that. You pretty much have to assume that they are unpredictable, dangerous, and quite likely to attack without warning or provocation. While they most likely don't have a weapon in their hands, take a look around your house. Think about how many things inside your house could be used against you by a mentally unstable and violent person.
Dustin Pratt, 30, of 20 Guild Road, was charged with burglary, resisting arrest, open and gross lewdness, possession of LSD, possession of LSD with intent to distribute, malicious destruction of property $250 or less, attempted burglary, possession of a burglar's tool (a knife), two counts of malicious destruction of property more than $250, possession of a Class E drug and possession of a Class A drug with intent to distribute.
And, dude, really? Thirty years old and you're still doing hits of acid? It's time to grow the hell up, move out of mom & dad's basement, get a job, and put the childish things behind you. Sure, dropping acid and going to the Phish concert was the raddest thing you could do back in college, but college was a decade ago, dude. Time to grow the hell up and stop wasting your life. If you need to break into houses to support your drug habit, it's time to admit you have a problem and get help. It's not edgy, it's not trendy, it's pathetic.
The only smart thing this wastoid did was break into a house in Massachusetts, where self-help is discouraged...
That is all.