Florida boy, 8, suspended from school after using finger as imaginary gun
An 8-year-old Florida boy was suspended from school after using his finger as a pretend gun while playing cops and robbers with his friends.The school has a ban on "invisible guns". Folks, I have to tell you right now. If TheBoy's school ever called me and told me that he had been suspended for using an "invisible gun", I don't know if I could contain myself:
Jordan Bennett was suspended for a day after administrators at Harmony Community School in Harmony, Fla., said the gesture was an act of violence, WFTV.com reported.
[Me] So, you're telling me he's suspended for an "invisible gun"?Gah. "Zero tolerance" is such weaselly bulls**t I can't stand it. Rather than using common sense and running the risk that some whiny bastard will complain, let's pass a blanket rule that only hurts those that don't really need it applied. I'll bet the school bully doesn't bother with a pretend gun - he just beats the crap out of kids and *might* get one day's detention. But play "cops and robbers" - excuse me, "violent fascist tools of the state and noble Occupy[Noun] freelance wealth distributors" - and you find yourself on the receiving end of a suspension.
[Humorless school official] Yes, sir, that's our official policy.
[Me] If it was invisible, how did you see it? Maybe he had an invisible banana. Do you have rules against invisible plantains as well?
Hmm. Punishing the people that by and large follow the rules while ignoring the real criminals - where have we seen that story before?
That is all.
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