Friday, August 23, 2013

What Are Y'All Smokin' In That Panhandle?

First the hogtied burglar from earlier today, now this crappy story, sent in by several folks:

Oklahoma man found in septic tank pleads guilty
TULSA, Okla. – A man found hiding in a septic tank under a women's restroom at a public park in Sand Springs has pleaded guilty to a peeping Tom charge.

Kenneth Enlow pleaded guilty Thursday in Tulsa County District Court to the misdemeanor charge. The Tulsa World reports that Enlow was sentenced to one year in jail and a $5,000 fine.
Seriously? Dude was hiding in a septic tank under a women's bathroom to get his jollies? Wouldn't his, err, unique aroma kinda give him away once he was done peepin'? And he was discovered when someone saw him looking back at them through the toilet. Folks, if ever there was a reason to empty your pistol into something, someone staring up at you from the bowels of a portapotty has got to be near the top, just from sheer fright alone...

No, I don't think someone being a peeping tom should get shot (beaten, maybe), but I wouldn't vote to convict someone who was so startled to see eyes peeking out of a sh**ter that they opened fire...

That is all.

8 comments:

Mike said...

Considering the amount of methane in an open septic tank...wouldn't it be easier to just drop a match?

Geodkyt said...

I'm with you, Jay. Not that peeping is necessarily an imminent threat, but because anyone twisted enough to do that is WAY too close and already acting in a manner that indicates a predatory threat in and of itself.

After all, how would the lady know he isn't planning on carving off a souvenir to snack on later?

Now, if she went to the car to grab reloads and come back to empty them into his corpse, I might have to convict for "abusing a corpse".

Then again, a bullet riddled corpse floating in a sea of blue urine and shit is already pretty abused, so I might let her walk on that charge, too. {grin}

Ancient Woodsman said...

I wonder if the guy moved to OK from NH. A couple of years ago our enforcement counterparts at the White Mountain National Forest had a strong case against a guy who did that sort of thing multiple times at the remote-site women's pit toilets. He'd sneak in, crawl down inside the rather-large reservoir, and wait.

Sick & twisted? You bet. Odd? Certainly. But unusual? Apparently not.

Borepatch said...

LOL. Is this your best post ever?

;-)

Old NFO said...

LOL, they're out there...

KevinC said...

"... subject considered to be armed and extremely odorous."

MSgt B said...

Okay. Public restrooms are creepy enough to begin with.

Daniel in Brookline said...

Shoot him? I'd think it would be easier to drown him. (Serve him right, too.)