Thursday, August 22, 2013

This Is A Joke, Right?

No, really, this sounds like a joke, right? Stretch sends in this head-shakingly dumb story:

Two hitchhikers in Germany lie down in road, are killed
SEELOW, Germany, July 18 (UPI) -- Two hitchhikers in Seelow, Germany, attempting to secure a ride by lying down in the road, were killed when a vehicle ran them over, a third hitchhiker said.

The victims were identified only as a man, 30, and a woman, 25, from Poland, attempting to get back over the border from Germany to Poland, Polskie Radio reported Thursday.
And they're Polish, to boot. If you started a joke like this, you'd be guilty of a hate crime... I suppose it doesn't need to be stated that there was alcohol involved in their decision.

Sometimes you really have to wonder what crosses through people's minds (besides air). "Hey, let's lay down in the road to get a ride." Yeah, great idea. No one has ever used that as a method to get cars to stop so that the drivers can be robbed or killed, right? Or the very real possibility that- like what happened - they won't see you and run you the hell over?

Darwin, much like the house, wins every time...

That is all.

1 comment:

TOTWTYTR said...

Don't think of it as death. Just think of it as natural selection at work.