Thursday, August 29, 2013

Life Imitates a Quentin Tarantino Movie...

Heh. Reader Dirk sends in this positively delicious story of fatal karma...

Police: 1 killed, 3 arrested in carjacking
Three suspects are in custody, but one remained on the loose Friday afternoon in connection with a carjacking that led to deadly gunfire and a crash in Cherokee County.

Justin Humphries, 19, of Acworth, told investigators he was carjacked Thursday afternoon, pistol-whipped and thrown in the back seat of a late model Dodge Charger, the sheriff’s office said. Humphries was able to walk away when the car crash about a mile away, despite sustaining head injuries, according to police.
This is positively priceless. Dude gets carjacked at gunpoint. They make him get out of the driver's seat and into the back seat, where two thugs proceed to work him over, pistol-whipping him and telling him that they're going to kill him.

Well, the gun goes off. Not only does it go off, but it kills the driver, who proceeds to crash the car into a tree. The victim, dazed and shaken but otherwise unhurt from the wreck, escapes with minor injuries. One thug dead, several injured, and the victim walks away. There was no information on whether Marvin told them where Marcellus Wallace's soul was before he was shot...

Why can I not get this Gary Larson cartoon out of my head:

It's always funny when bad things happen to bad people...

That is all.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Love it!!!

Dave H said...

It's just a shame they had to trash a Charger in the process, even a late model one.

TOTWTYTR said...

God hits the Smite button!

Years ago when I was a young EMT, we responded to an overdose. The yout had broken into a church, stole all the money he could find and bought drugs.

He mixed the wrong types and amounts and was pretty close to dead.

One of the paramedics leaned over and said,

"They tell us that the hearing is one of the last senses to go, so you can probably hear me. God does not like it when you steal his money, and you are now totally screwed."