Thursday, August 1, 2013

Is There Anything Dragon Leatherworks Can't Do?

So, last month I get an e-mail from Dennis of Dragon Leatherworks:
Another completed Sooper-Sekrit (ie: I an't allowed to spill the beans on what it was for....suffice it to say this was my second prop in as many weeks for a movie that started filming two weeks ago....

And its right up Weer'ds alley.....

And NO....this DOES NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO BE BLOGFODDER! I'm under agreement with the studio.
He also sent pictures. Of his soon-to-be-famous creation. Are you ready?


Yes, that is exactly what you think it is...
A Banana Hammock....otherwise known as a codpiece.
Once I get the green-light (probably during post-production) to say what flick its for, I'll spill the beans.
Here's another shot:


The movie that this was created for? Hot Tub Time Machine 2. Unfortunately, this creation wound up on the cutting room floor. BUT!!! There is another Dragon Leatherworks creation that did make the movie. We can't tell you what it is, so you'll have to watch the movie when it comes out. You'll know it when you see it, trust us.

Dragon Leatherworks: When you absolutely, positively need a leather banana hanger made for a sequel...

That is all.

19 comments:

libertyman said...

If you do a fundraiser "Codpieced to Kick Cancer in the Crotch" I'll never come back!

MSgt B said...

I totally need one of those for my new career in pole dancing.

Ross said...

My first thought was that someone was doing a remake of Mad Max...

Jay G said...

This year's Kilted To Kick Cancer fundraiser, I will be accepting donations to NOT wear this...

Dragon said...

Codpieced to Kick Cancer....it has potential...

Dave H said...

Ross: I was thinking of a Zardoz remake. Which isn't something I want to think about.

Dragon said...

Heh....

I think you should do a pre-KtKC fundraiser. Start a month early, and for every $500 raised, you'll wear the codpiece for one day in leiu of the kilt during the official KtKC.

There's enough twisted individuals in our ranks that you wil prolly wind up wearing the codpiece for 10 out of 30 days.

You'll win the competition, that's for sure.

You can thank me later. ;-)

Jay G said...

Considering that KTKC starts next month, that's going to be tough.

Y'all know me. You know I have no shame whatsoever.

You also know that I'm willing to go the extra mile no matter how much humiliation might be involved if it means I can raise more money for cancer research.

I'm your huckleberry...

Dragon said...

OK...well then, if you're game, run it for two weeks prior to KtKC. For every $500 and multiples of the same, its a day in the codpiece.

I'll need the time to make another one, which I'll do as soon as you hit the first $500 donated.

Oh....and pictures, or it didn't happen... :-)

Jay G said...

Do you honestly think I WOULDN'T post a picture?

Dragon said...

Brother....its a CODPIECE.

Lord knows I couldn't do it. :-)

Erin Palette said...

I would pay cash money to see Jay wearing nothing but that codpiece a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a smile.

Maureen Williams said...

Paging Stingray.....

Bubblehead Les. said...

Uh, Jay, I'd think you better get Mrs. Jay's permission first. Just think of all the pictures you HAVE shot that your Kids are going to have to explain to their Future Spouses....

Will Brown said...

Not to be a big douche downer and all here, but I can tell you what Dragon Leatherworks can't do: send a repeat customer the holster I paid for 2 years ago.

Granted, I'm not in the movie biz, and I only donate to KTKC (and aren't really bothered by not actually getting what I bid on there either), but a round of applause involves the backhand too even if we don't take that much into consideration.

And for the record, you should wear the codpiece under the kilt and flash it extravagantly at a public KTKC event when a sufficient donation amount is achieved. I promise $20 in addition to the usual for pictures of something like that. It's the not knowing if this is the day JayG flies his KTKC Freak Flag that'll keep people watching (admittedly in that drive by the gruesome wreck sort of way).

Dave H said...

Erin: No gunbelt?

Ed said...

Silly Will Brown. Only a smile is worn under a kilt. The codpiece as underwear would be overdressing.

Geodkyt said...

A studded codpiece is not "underwear".

It's "accessorizing".

Like a gimp mask.

here's an idea -- if Jay beats the nearest competition by a factor of four or whatever, him, in cowboy boots & hat, waxed, with this codpiece, and a luchador mask.

Daniel in Brookline said...

A leather codpiece?

Not armored?