He won't be charged.
[pauses for cheers to die down]
Thanks to a whole bunch of folks who sent me that followup. And no, it doesn't count as a DGC addition... (no firearm). Yeah, I'm guessing that the DA shopped that around to a few folks, and when they couldn't find a single soul who would vote to convict, they very quietly dropped all charges.
"Let me get this straight. This dude walks in on an
I'm guessing after the 20th juror or so laughed in the DA's face they realized they weren't going to win this one...
That is all.
*Thanks to commenter DO for pointing out that there is nothing to indicate the scumbag was an alien of either stripe. Mea culpa on that one, folks.