Fake Alligators Deployed To Scare Away Geese On Cape Cod
PROVINCETOWN (AP) – The Cape Cod National Seashore is trucking in gators to scare away geese.Ah, okay, alligators. I thought at first they had gotten crocodile heads, because crocs aren't native to New England, whereas alligators are just all over the place up here... I would hope that a little research was done to see if the geese in question ever come into contact with alligators in their travels, otherwise this is just an exercise in pissing away money.
They’re fake alligator heads that Seashore officials hope are realistic enough to spook the Canada geese who like to frequent a remote section of Blackwater Pond in Provincetown.
Then again, when has pissing away money ever bothered a state employee?
That is all.