Thursday, July 4, 2013

The Best Part of Waking Up...

...Is waking up to fresh bacon, of course! Stretch sends in the greatest alarm clock in the world:


Wake’n Bacon – The Real Bacon Alarm Clock
Quite possibly the best invention since whatever came before sliced bread, the Wake’n Bacon alarm clock is a work of pure genius. The shape of the device is modeled after pre-bacon and the concept is so simple I can’t believe it’s not already in mass production. You simply place a piece of frozen bacon in the alarm clock when you go to sleep and set the clock. 10 minutes before you’re wake-up time the clock starts cooking your bacon and you are awakened to the smell of bacony goodness.
To quote Homer: "Mmmmmm. Baaaaacon"...

That is all.

2 comments:

Dave H said...

Darnit, and I just started a diet. No meat before 6:00 PM. Waking up to that and having to eat a banana for breakfast would be too cruel for words. I need a night job.

Ross said...

Original article: http://mattysallin.wordpress.com/2009/03/20/wake-n-bacon/

Genius. Worthy of Wile E. at his finest.