Tulsa Homeowner Hogties Attempted Burglar
TULSA, Oklahoma - A burglary suspect got quite the surprise Wednesday morning. Police say Robert Cole tried to break into a home, but ended up hogtied in the front yard.
The picture is making its way around the Internet. Police say Cole was bum-rushed and hogtied by the homeowner, after he tried to break in to the house in the 2600 block of East 54th Street North.
There's even a picture:
(picture courtesy of the link above)
Now, if that doesn't warm the cockles of your little black heart, I don't know what will. You know, there's an express I've often used: "Mess with the bulls, sometimes you get the horns". I think I may have to change that to "Mess with the rodeo guy, sometimes you wind up hog-tied in the front yard".
Now, here's a closing thought to really put a smile on your face. Imagine Punky McPunkerson in jail amongst all the mother rapers and father rapers when they find out what happened. The dude that hog-tied him didn't even stick around - he had to get to work. Imagine how THAT conversation went: "Sorry I'm late, boss. Had to hog-tie an intruder before I left". "Um, you're good..."
Sometimes, bad things happen to bad people - and I'm perfectly OK with that...
That is all.