WOODBURY, N.J. (AP) — A five-time Buffalo wing-eating champion known as El Wingador has pleaded guilty to a cocaine distribution charge in New Jersey.This is actually different than the little blurb from the Comcast main page: Wing-Eating Champ Guilty of Cocaine Distribution. I wonder if El Wingador will be stripped of his title? I mean, you've got to imagine that cocaine would be viewed as a performance-enhancing substance when it comes to competitive eating... Extra energy, local anesthetic, etc.
Gloucester County prosecutors say William Simmons pleaded guilty Monday to possession with intent to distribute. The 51-year-old Woodbury Heights resident faces a seven-year prison when he's sentenced in September. Prosecutors say they won't object if he applies for an intensive supervision program that could shorten his sentence.
Why do I hear this, though?
I'm El Wingador! I do cocaine! Aiyiyiyiyyiiyi!!!
That is all.