You see, my buddy Ross is going through some changes. He recently managed to escape the Volksrepublik. He's moved to Vermont, and he's pondering getting into the gun biz. He sends me this e-mail a while back, and I have his permission (and someone else's) to use it:
Here ya go, Jay. I asked Alix to marry me this morning. We met at an Appleseed Shoot, BTW. And it'll be an open carry wedding. :-)
It's how he asked Alix to marry him that was so awesome. He gave her this:
Now that, right there my friends, is how you get it done. Well done, Ross. Well done.
Please join me in wishing the happy couple well. Mazel Tov!
That is all.