DC Green Paint Vandalism Suspect Arrested.
WASHINGTON - A woman was arrested today and charged with defacing property for allegedly throwing green paint on the organ at the National Cathedral, and investigators are looking into whether she is the same person who splashed similar paint on the Lincoln Memorial and a statue of the first Smithsonian secretary.Now, I don't know. Maybe there is some deep-seated connection between Abraham Lincoln, the National Cathedral organ, and Joseph Henry, the first Secretary of the Smithsonian. Or, maybe, we have us a serious nutball who needs thorazine squirted down her throat with a turkey baster. Smart money's on the latter. I'm sure in her own little way she thought she was making some grand protest, when in truth - to the rest of the world - she's some loon running around with a bucket of paint and a brainpan full 'o' crazy.
The three acts of vandalism were all committed within the last four days, and had baffled officials.
At least for the time being the Maine Lobster Memorial is safe from green paint!
That is all.