Why? BECAUSE AMERICA.
A lawnmower engine attached to a Power Wheels jeep with rubber tires and a ladder rack. You go right ahead. You tell me how America has lost her way. I'll just be here, watching grown men giggle like tickled hermits playing with a pink Barbie jeep with a 10HP motor strapped to it. As long as we are free to make complete laughing fools of ourselves on YouTube, we'll be all right.
I salute you, Mr. Put A Lawnmower Engine In The Power Wheels Barbie Jeep!
That is all.