...I got daytrippers to the left of me;
campers to the right;
here I am;
Stuck in traffic until noon...
-with apologies to Steeler's Wheels
Man o man. Traffic today is completely @$$tacular. I would have thought that things would have died down this far into the summer - the traffic today, on a random, non-holiday weekend, is worse than I remember from when I used to go up to Maine every holiday weekend in the summer - and that was pre-EZPass...
Just a few thoughts from being stuck in traffic for nearly an hour...
If you ride up my bumper and stay there until I pull into the right lane (once it is safe to do so), and then proceed to pull up next to me and then camp in my blindspot, you are an @$$hole.
If you stop for no reason whatsoever in the middle of the damn road, do not signal, do not do anything other than stop all forward movement, yes, I am going to use my horn. Don't look surprised that folks don't take kindly to your driving by Braille.
When the signs are up for three whole damn miles, it should not surprise you that the left two lanes are EZPass only. Don't slam on your brakes fifty feet before the split and then try to move over three lanes. At least not until I can get the Death Ray From Space operational.
Dear state transportation officials: whoever's bright idea it was to declare a random section of highway a "construction zone" despite having absolutely ZERO evidence of construction deserves to be removed from office. Preferably with a catapult.
Yes, I will go around you on the right if you camp in the left lane going 10 MPH under the speed limit. The only things you were passing were the signs that say "Keep Right Except To Pass".
There's a lot of stupid out there, folks - be careful and stay safe.
That is all.
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