Wednesday, June 26, 2013

On The Other Side...

... we have more heartwarming stories of what happens when a home invader *does* meet an armed homeowner...

Fla. homeowner fatally shoots invader
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police say a Jacksonville man fatally shot a man who tried to break into his home.

Authorities responding to the home around 11:20 p.m. Wednesday found the wounded suspect. He was taken to a hospital, where he died.
"Other suspects" fled the scene. So we have a scenario whereby multiple intruders gained unauthorized access to this house at a very late hour. Now, in sharp contrast to the previous story, *this* homeowner was armed and was able to successfully resist the invasion. Instead of an injured - or worse - homeowner (and/or the other people in the house at the time) - we have a deceased goblin, and accomplices who might face felony murder charges.

I like the outcome of THIS story a LOT better.

Dead Goblin Count: 414

That is all.

1 comment:

Ed said...

Sometimes the the home invader's gun gets used on him, along with a machete that just happens to be laying about.