Wash. parents' ruse snares man wooing daughter
SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) — A father who discovered his 15-year-old daughter was being wooed on Facebook by a man twice her age took matters into his own hands.Heh. That's a euphemism, folks, for "beat the everlovin' stuffing out of him". And were I on the jury, I would vote to acquit the father of all assault charges. Jury of your peers and all, right?
He hatched a Facebook ruse that drew the 30-year-old Federal Way man to Spokane earlier this month. Then the father and a couple of his buddies staked out the arranged meeting spot and blocked the man's escape until police arrived.
There's a bunch of different "rules for dating my daughter" floating in the ether recently. I still prefer my own:
This story pertains to rule 1, for those who are curious...
That is all.