Apparently someone in Thailand subscribes to the "Chicago Way" philosophy. Watch this video of an attempted attack on an all-girl's nursing school in Thailand:
Apparently the attackers were hoping to demoralize the female students with the assault. Apparently they failed to perform their due diligence in scoping out the facility, because they missed the part about the banzai security guard who shoots first and chases down your limping @$$ later.
If ever there was a video in need of the Yakkity Sax treatment...
That is all.
Story found here; link sent in by Gerry - thanks!