California man who said he stole big-rig to flee zombies pleads guilty
TEMECULA, Calif. – A Tennessee man who stole a big-rig truck in California, caused several accidents and told investigators he was fleeing zombies when he did it has pleaded guilty to several felonies.
U-T San Diego reports Jerimiah Hartline pleaded guilty Monday to assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run causing death or injury, and vehicle theft. He could get five years in prison.I got nothing here. Apparently the dude "stowed away" in the truck in TN, and stole it in CA, meaning that he went pretty much cross-country hidden somewhere in the truck. Sure, there's the possibility that he was a passenger that they don't want to admit to or something, but he had to have been in that truck for a good 2-3 days - it's not like he was just drunk here.
At least he'll get a nice, zombie-free prison cell for a while...
That is all.