Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Getting Close!

Another addition to add to the count - I know we will break 400 soon!*

Prince George’s County Police investigate apparent justifiable homicide
Prince George’s County Police are investigating the death of a man who they say was apparently killed with his own weapon while trying to commit a robbery.

Cordell Antonio Brown, 26, of the 1100 block of Stevens Road in southeast Washington, D.C., was found dead Sunday in Capitol Heights after he was allegedly killed with his own handgun during a botched robbery attempt, police said.
Realistically, I shouldn't add these stories to the count, as the purpose behind the Dead Goblin Count is to keep track of the number of times that law-abiding citizens use their legally owned guns to dispatch goblins. However, since those who argue for gun control like to use the "you'll just have your gun taken away and used against you" BS, these additions will remain. In this case, it looks like the goblin wasn't prepared for his victim to fight back, and when the S hit the F, the victim became the victor.

Which is just as we like it.

Dead Goblin Count: 399

That is all.

*I know for certain we'll be hitting 400, as I've already got a DGC addition for tomorrow...

Another dispatch from...
(image courtesy of Robb Allen)


Dave H said...

Isn't D.C. still a gun free zone? If so, it's not possible for the intended victim to legally own a gun. So to give D.C. residents a fair shot at adding to the DGC, I think having them use the goblin's own gun is a reasonable alternative.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Poor victim if he sees the light at this point, and lives in PG county, better hurry up and get his own pistol. You get grandfathered in if you do, and can buy another in the future without the new licensing/training/fingerprint/passport photo requirements.