Tuesday, May 21, 2013

California Has Gone Too Far...

Words escape me.

Bacon restaurant shut down for smelling like bacon
A San Francisco bacon restaurant, fittingly called "Bacon Bacon,” was forced to shut its door on Friday after neighbors complained that the "porcine aroma" wafting from the establishment was too strong.

According to the San Francisco Examiner, neighbors also alleged the store was illegally dumping bacon grease into the sewers and the restaurant lacked the proper health permits to operate the business.
Now, I'm guessing that the second part there, the one about the permit, is what got them shut down. Hopefully they'll secure the proper permits, ensure compliance with all drainage related issues, and then...



I'm thinking an all-out olfactory assault. Bacon air fresheners. Bacon mouthwash. Waitstaff wearing bacon a la Lady Gaga. Menus made out of bacon. Give these tofu-eatin', alfalfa sprout-munchin', nothing-that-casts-a-shadow vegan-eatin' weenies something to really complain about.

At least that's how things would work if *I* were in charge...

That is all.

Another dispatch from...
(image courtesy of Robb Allen)

3 comments:

Bob S. said...

Hire a bunch of folks to give away free samples of the meals.
Also give away all the swag you mentioned; scented business cards, promotional air fresheners, etc all through the neighborhood.

DocRambo said...

Just happens that the people who complained were named Abdullah and Mohammed...just to say...

Tommy said...

Nice Simpsons reference, there!
:-D