Burglary suspect reportedly shot dead by homeowner
Authorities say that a homeowner reportedly shot and killed an intruder trying to burglarize his home.There's a video at the link, and a couple things jumped out at me. First off, I'm surprised that they repeated the address. Secondly, the video shows one of the 1980s body style Ford Crown Victoria police cars rolling up to the scene - seriously, that body style was replaced in 1991, so that car is old enough to drink. Other than that, it's a pretty standard DGC - dude's burglarizing a house; homeowner surprises him in the act, rather than give up or run off there's a confrontation, the homeowner wins.
Sheriff's Deputy Jason Grimmis said that his office received a call at 2:40 p.m. from the homeowner, who said that as he approached his home, he had seen an intruder inside the house.
If someone has to expire, we vastly prefer it be the goblin...
Dead Goblin Count: 402
That is all.