BETHEL PARK, Pa. – Police in western Pennsylvania say a man was shot to death after reportedly brandishing a wooden club in an attack on the owners of a Pittsburgh-area music store.
Police Chief John Mackey told reporters that the 32-year-old man entered Armen's House of Music in Bethel Park shortly before noon Saturday but left after two or three minutes.
He came back with a club and started beating the owner's wife. When the owner of the store came to his wife's aid, he was beaten as well. Fortunately for the owners of the business, they had a better tool for defense than the goblin had for offense, and the goblin paid the ultimate price for bringing a bat to a gunfight.
A shooting in a music store? I couldn't help but think of this scene:
Not exactly germane, but really, Ray Charles!
Dead Goblin Count: 396
That is all.
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