Sunday, April 21, 2013

As If We Needed More Proof...

...that wearing a kilt made you more manly...

Higher Sperm Counts Are a Breeze with a Kilt
Low sperm count got you down? The problem might not be in your pants — the problem may be pants themselves.

Researchers believe wearing kilts — the skirtlike garments long associated with Scottish bagpipers — could enhance men's fertility while also providing psychological benefits.
See, ladies? Men in kilts are even more virile than their bifurcated-lower garment wearing brethren. Like we needed more proof...

And there is no way this study was biased, being done in Scotland or anything:
And the healthiest, most virile way to wear a kilt? "Regimental style," the study authors suggest — also known as "going commando," or simply "not wearing any underwear."

"There are strong psychological benefits associated with kilt wearing," the researchers noted, "most notably (a) a feeling of masculinity and pride and (b) positive attention from sexual admirers.
Sorry ladies. This manly specimen is taken:

That is all.

Thanks to Brad_in_MA for the link!

7 comments:

Borepatch said...

That look seems unlikely to intimidate BabyGirlG's future suitors, LOL.

Dave H said...

My wife and I needed a jump start on our family, and one recommendation was for me to wear boxers because cooling the plumbing improves the yield. A few years later, after we'd resolved our fertility faux pas, I saw in the news where someone had invented shorts with a small water reservoir and pump to keep the area cool by evaporation.

All things considered, I'd rather wear a kilt than a machine that wets my pants for me.

Old NFO said...

LOL, go right ahead Jay, we'll just stand over here and ignore you when the breeze hits... :-D

Suzanne McCarley said...

@ NFO:
No we won't!
;)

Anonymous said...

Remember - Lift using your knees, not your back.

Old NFO said...

LOL Suzanne :-D

ShallNotBeInfringed said...

".....I'd rather wear a kilt than a machine that wets my pants for me."

If peein' your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.....