Tactical Suitcase Raptors are the latest in Raptor Warfare technology. Think of them like a small scale suitcase nuke that is limited to a single room. We raise Raptors from an egg and when they've matured to optimal destruction age we lovingly pack them in a suitcase for you to let loose and destroy your foes in a hale of teeth and claws.The best part, though?
Why Use it?I think I speak for everyone when I say this is the greatest idea in the history of great ideas. Think of the many applications a tactical suitcase raptor would be perfect for:
ITS A F***ING RAPTOR IN A SUITCASE
- Boring meetings
- Stay off my lawn
- Meddling kids
That is all.