Wally: Biden promises his report Tuesday.Remember, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever!
me: I'll bet it's in crayon
Wally: Probably ban AL-58s and glock 7s
me: and rayguns
Wally: and quayle too
me: his report will recommend banning "those guns that shoot rubber bands, because they sting"
Wally: and those cork guns, those are loud and annoying when preschoolers get them
me: and high capacity assault squirt guns, unless women with large breasts and tight white shirts are present.
Wally: oooh the playground loophole!
That is all.