Friday, January 11, 2013

Ripped From Chat...

Heh. Wally and I got on a tear in chat about Vice President Biden's commission and the report coming out:
Wally: Biden promises his report Tuesday.

me: I'll bet it's in crayon

Wally: Probably ban AL-58s and glock 7s

me: and rayguns

Wally: and quayle too

me: heh

me: his report will recommend banning "those guns that shoot rubber bands, because they sting"

Wally: and those cork guns, those are loud and annoying when preschoolers get them

me: and high capacity assault squirt guns, unless women with large breasts and tight white shirts are present.

Wally: oooh the playground loophole!
Remember, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever!  

That is all.


Dave H said...

My favorite bumper sticker says "A happy childhood should last a lifetime!"

wv: lchesti. I guess Captcha wants a piece of the action.

Rifleman762 said...

Biden's report will be sponsored in part by the Bready Campaign to Prevent Bun Violence. Because banning loaves that contain more than 10 slices is the right thing to do to protect our children. A key provision of the report will limit private bake sales as things like sourdough starter allow criminals to bake their own bread at home, without even going to the store! Deadly "salt" buns are expected to be banned, if they have evil features like a crispy crust, sesame seeds, or (gasp!) raisins baked into the bread!.

Wally said...

Jay said he was going to quote part of the conversation, I wasn't thinking that was the part he'd quote !

I was thinking the following :

Jay: "... Are you expecting to crash your car?"
"You put on your seatbelt, right?"

Wally: nobody needs a 2" nylon seatbelt with a quick release buckle and a shoulder thing that goes up

George said...

I think they are also going to try to ban shoulder things that go up.

AuricTech said...

A review of the text will reveal that substantial portions of the report were written some years ago by Neal Kinnock.

Anonymous said...

Rifleman, I did my part yesterday for Buy a Bun Day. Heck, I got 13 of the suckers! Better hurry, though. THe Molasses oatmeal rolls were gone, I got the last of the bretzel buns, and I think they said they were going to be down to white dinner rolls, but thought they might be able to get a batch of Parker House next week. Don't bother looking for high raisin-count cinnamon rolls or sticky buns.