Tuesday, January 8, 2013

At The Intersection Of "Dumb" and "@$$"...

Hoo boy.

Tewksbury Man Found Passed Out Behind Wheel In Police Parking Lot
WINDHAM, N.H. (CBS) – A Tewksbury man made the jobs of some police officers easier when they found him sleeping behind the wheel of his vehicle in the police station parking lot.
A police dispatcher saw the car in the employee lot around 1:45 a.m. Tuesday, parked under a security camera.
He was so drunk he couldn't even call someone to make bail for him. There's a Jeff Foxworthy joke in there, I just know it. Now, I understand the technicality of "he was in a running car, so he was OUI" but it seems almost like he should get style points or something for passing out in the parking lot of a police station directly under the surveillance camera.

I mean, that's a whole new level of stupid...

That is all.

5 comments:

Dave H said...

Stupid? I'm not so sure. Most security cameras don't look straight down.

Bubblehead Les. said...

Ah, he was just trying to be a Good Citizen and save some Tax Dollars by not having the Cops haul him in. Besides, it's the safest place in Town to crash!

Ancient Woodsman said...

If you've ever been to the Windham PD, it takes a little bit of effort to get there off the main drag. It's not the kind of place you'd go just by mistake.

This genius (no, wait: SOOPER genius!) either was trying to get lost and made a bad choice, or he really wanted to be there.

Old NFO said...

LOL, real winnah there Jay! ;-)

GreyLocke said...

Back when I used to drink, I left the bar rather under the weather so to speak. My solution? I climbed into the back seat and went to sleep. Still got a ticket though. A parking ticket.