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Thursday, December 20, 2012

So, The World Ends Tomorrow...

...at least according to those that have very narrowly interpreted the Mayan calendar. Now, I don't buy the end of the world business, but figured it was easy blogfodder a neat thought exercise to see what people were planning for the end of the world. Apparently there's a run on canned goods and salt in the Ukraine; I can only hope that folks have more planned than eating canned corn with lots of salt...

Me, personally? I know the end of the world would involve family, lots of beer, enough fattening food to kill a bull elephant, and some mindless destruction of various and sundry recalcitrant home electronics via ballistic projection. Nothing says "end of the world" like blowing the living hell out of a printer that never worked right with a shotgun, you know? Pesky laws about the discharge of firearms won't matter when the destruction of the planet is imminent (although I'll still obey the four rules, because apocalypse or not, good safety habits are good to have. No one wants to spend their last few moments on earth bleeding out).

So, how would you spend your last day on earth?

That is all.

15 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

I'd tell you, but there might be children reading this.

Old NFO said...

With friends :-) And making things go boom! :-D

Andie said...

Oooo, I like the idea of ballistic projection, but honestly, tasty food and drink, good company and family, and fun music...OMG, does that make me a female Nero?

Nah, I can't play the fiddle...

chiefjaybob said...

Fftttt. I'm on call. So I'll be transporting all the hysterical spazoids who call 911 wanting the goobermint to stop this Maya End of the World thing. :-/

Dave H said...

I'm going to spend my last hours trying to think of what I'm going to tell my wife when I get to Heaven. Assuming she'll speak to me. And assuming I'll get to Heaven.

Christopher Meyer said...

Party at my house where the girl to guy ratio is 2 to 1. Kegs of booze. Goodies, music, some snowball fights, and good ol' fashioned wraslin' with the opposite sex. Tomorrow's going to be a good day to die. :)

Ancient Woodsman said...

Good idea on the four rules. I for one don't want to end up in front of St. Peter and have him look me over with disdain: "Oh. You're THAT guy..."

As many times as He shows up in cadence, he's definitely got to be a gunnie.

Anonymous said...

I'm going home and tear the tag off my mattress. Defiant to the end!

See you on the other side.

Gerry

Ratus said...

PC load letter? What the hell does that mean?

Heath J said...

I'm going to torch a Prius.

Just cause.

TotC said...
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TotC said...

I'd be trying my damnedest to be a right proper bastard, making politicians piss their pants.

Anonymous said...

It looks like a bunch are out trying to buy AR's. I think every shop in Mass is sold out.

ASM826 said...

Well, we're still here, so I guess it's time to go to work.

Stretch said...

I've a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of whisky (if you don't understand the difference what are you doing on Jay's site?).
Lots of BBQ and 2 guns designed by J.M.B. (pbuh) and a clear field of fire.
The Smarter Half has rolled her eyes yet again and has the aspirin, antacid, and bandages on standby for the morning of the 22nd.