Home invasion suspect killed in gunfight at DeKalb apartment complex
A home invasion robbery suspect died overnight when he jumped out a second-floor apartment window, apparently after his intended victims opened fire on the alleged intruders.
The incident happened at an apartment complex on Lancashire Circle near Stone Mountain.
Channel 2 Action News reported that a couple with two small children live in the apartment, and exchanged gunfire with the suspects.
Now, technically the goblin expired as a result of a fall from a second story window, but since he jumped out the window to avoid getting shot (like his partner in crime did), I'll allow it. In any case, looks like two goblins kicked in a door, ran into a mama bear or daddy bear who didn't take kindly to the door getting kicked in, and got themselves shot up. One dove out a window to avoid future ventilation and wound up deceased. Darn.
Again, I vastly prefer one flattened goblin over a murdered family, any day of the week...
Dead Goblin Count: 350
That is all.