Thursday, December 20, 2012

Running Up The Count...

Reader Joey sends in the latest addition to the DGC.

Home invasion suspect killed in gunfight at DeKalb apartment complex
A home invasion robbery suspect died overnight when he jumped out a second-floor apartment window, apparently after his intended victims opened fire on the alleged intruders.

The incident happened at an apartment complex on Lancashire Circle near Stone Mountain.

Channel 2 Action News reported that a couple with two small children live in the apartment, and exchanged gunfire with the suspects.

Now, technically the goblin expired as a result of a fall from a second story window, but since he jumped out the window to avoid getting shot (like his partner in crime did), I'll allow it. In any case, looks like two goblins kicked in a door, ran into a mama bear or daddy bear who didn't take kindly to the door getting kicked in, and got themselves shot up. One dove out a window to avoid future ventilation and wound up deceased. Darn.

Again, I vastly prefer one flattened goblin over a murdered family, any day of the week...

Dead Goblin Count: 350

That is all.


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Jay G said...

Die in a fire, spammer.

Bubblehead Les. said...

350 so far? Wow. Hey Jay, ever stop and think that there have more Goblins killed and not threatening our Kids than there have been Kids killed by Goblins in Schools this year? And every one of the DGC was eliminated from the Gene Pool by a Lawfully Armed Citizen w/o Police Back Up?

And yet, those same Lawfully Armed Citizens are Banned from ensuring the safety of Kids in schools, even though there's a Proven Track Record that Armed Citizens can Stop Goblins.

Too Bad you'll never be allowed to Testify in Congress when the new AWB hearings come up in the Senate.....