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Friday, December 21, 2012

If He Only Blogged...

I just to share this from my good buddy Bruce's Facebook:
If you ban abortions, law-abiding women will be turned into criminals as they turn to the black market for illegal abortions.

If you ban guns, criminals will turn into law-abiding citizens and stop carrying and using guns illegally.

And two plus two equals penguin.

I commented that this was similar to the twin assertions that the cigarette manufacturers using an animated camel as a mascot was a thinly-veiled attempt to get children smoking, but that there was no way that violent video games aggressively marketed to teenagers have any effect whatsoever on elevated aggression levels... Or that smoking in movies was ZOMG HOOKED TEH CHILLENS, whereas seeing 195,000 McDonald's commercials had no link to childhood obesity.

Mmm. Sacred cow burgers are the tastiest!

That is all.

5 comments:

Angus McThag said...

If what's on TV cannot influence my behavior; why are there commercials?

Paladin said...

I normally don't actually laugh out loud when reading things... but your friend Bruce almost made me choke on my coffee. Brilliant!

Ancient Woodsman said...

I hope Bruce doesn't mind that I stole that quote...it's a good one for dealing with the small-minded.

HerrBGone said...

That wouldn't be the Bruce formerly of mAss Backward?

Weer'd Beard said...

Yep, He used to blog. When I was getting my LTC (restricted) in Medford, I was reading about his LTC in Boston.

He helped me become a total gun-nut, and to start blogging.