Monday, November 26, 2012

Monday Afternoon Larf...

Okay, for the Monday after the Thanksgiving break, we need some levity. Thankfully, OldNFO is happy to oblige with Monday humor...
The Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you going flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, “You're next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in eventual death.
Heh. Thanks for the laff NFO!

That is all.


Daniel in Brookline said...

Yep, that sounds about right. If I acted like the first example, my wife would punch me in the guts; if I did the second example, she'd kick me in the balls.

So whatever it was I had, guts or balls, I wouldn't have them for long.

Stretch said...

Suicide by stupidity.

Glenn B said...

OldNFO must be as old as the hills, or at least as old as me, cause that joke is so old that it makes me feel young. Still as good as the first time I heard it.

All the best,