Robber Shot And Killed In Indy
In Indianapolis, a liquor store clerk shot and killed a man who tried to rob the business early Sunday morning.
Employees told police that a man came into the store on the North side with a gun and demanded money.
The two sentences I excerpted comprise more than half of the article. One might be tempted to comment on the media's reluctance to promulgate stories of successful defense against the criminal hordes. I prefer to think that law-abiding folks properly ventilating those what need killin' is so commonplace in Indiana that it only merits a few scant lines.
In any case, we have a live victim and a dead goblin - the very best possible outcome.
Dead Goblin Count: 330
That is all.