Would-Be Bank Robber Tries To Rob Bank On Columbus Day
EAST BOSTON (CBS) – A would-be bank robber forgot to check his calendar Monday as he attempted to rob a bank in Maverick Square.[suppresses chortling]
Unfortunately for him, the bank was closed for Columbus Day.
I just get the mental image of him bursting through the doors, ski mask over his face, gun in hand, yelling "Nobody move - this is a robbery!" to a completely empty and darkened bank. Yes, I know he was caught because the locked door thwarted his efforts (dude, serious? That's a sign when the door is locked...), but it's funnier my way.
I suppose it's a good thing that criminals are this stupid...
That is all.