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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Stupid Criminal Is Stupid...

This is a good one...

Would-Be Bank Robber Tries To Rob Bank On Columbus Day
EAST BOSTON (CBS) – A would-be bank robber forgot to check his calendar Monday as he attempted to rob a bank in Maverick Square.

Unfortunately for him, the bank was closed for Columbus Day.
[suppresses chortling]

I just get the mental image of him bursting through the doors, ski mask over his face, gun in hand, yelling "Nobody move - this is a robbery!" to a completely empty and darkened bank. Yes, I know he was caught because the locked door thwarted his efforts (dude, serious? That's a sign when the door is locked...), but it's funnier my way.

I suppose it's a good thing that criminals are this stupid...

That is all.

4 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

I heard that the Warren Campaign was kinda short of Cash, but to send out a Staffer on Columbus Day..... ; )

Dave H said...

The smart criminals are already working inside the bank.

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

Rev. Paul said...

Paul Harvey used to say something like "there's no minimum intelligence required to be a criminal" ... and clearly he was right. And so is Dave H.

MSgt B said...

Snerk.
Had to be Boston....