Cops: Man, 77, stole ambulance
With a chill in the air and no one to give John Neal a ride home from the hospital Tuesday night, a parked vehicle with its engine running and door open was perhaps too hard to resist.
The problem was: Neal has no driver’s license, and the vehicle in question was a Cicero Fire Department ambulance.Now, what I don't get here is that Neal has never held a driver's license. I understand that not everyone lives out in the sticks like I do and needs a car, but to live one's entire life never being licensed to drive a car? Odd. But I digress. Perhaps it is his lack of a license that lead to his, ahem, unconventional choice of rides? You've got to wonder about the thought process of someone that decides to hop in an ambulance for a ride home. Couldn't he have found something less conspicuous, like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile?
There's a couple of things I want to point out in this story. First off, this dude commits Grand Theft
I suspect Ambulance Driver has a few stories like these he could tell...
That is all.