Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Partial Payment

As McThag reminded me in comments to my 10/22 review yesterday, I have promised y'all a date with a razor to remove my beloved mustache since your generosity propelled me to first place in the Kilted to Kick Cancer fundraising challenge. Since I'll be seeing three other KTKC participants in CO at the end of the week - including the second and third place contestants - there will be some bet-settling done there.

Including Stingray's waxing...

So, while I'm going to wait until this weekend to remove all of the mustache, I offer you a good faith partial payment of my promise:


The fu part of the fu-stache is no more. The rest will be removed this weekend - I've promised my compatriots in depilation that there will be solidarity in CO. There will be pictures - and probably video - of the full shearing process. More than likely involving a kilt. And possibly malt beverages...

Man, I look like the illegitimate love child of Telly Savalas and Wilford Brimley...

That is all.

12 comments:

ZerCool said...

Put on a cowboy hat and grow just a little scruff and you'll be a cousin to Robert Duvall's "Gus" (Lonesome Dove)...

Bubblehead Les. said...

While you are shaving, just think of Heath who had to give his 'Stache to the USMC, and yours went to a Good Cause, and it'll grow back. Then, in a few months, it'll all seem like a Bad Dream.

Until Next Years Contest.

Angus McThag said...

Say "diabeetus" with a lolly-pop in your mouth!

Erin Palette said...

DiaBEEEtus.

Erin Palette said...

Dammit, Thag beat me to it. :(

Nylarthotep said...

And now you're going through airport security looking like that? Damn, you scare me from here.

Smile a little, not a lot. Probably help with your transition through the fondleator. Don't smile too much or you'll cause the TSA to wet themselves.

Dave H said...

Man, I look like the illegitimate love child of Telly Savalas and Wilford Brimley...

Oh, thanks for THAT image.

Can you mimic a lazy eye? Because checking your guns at the airport looking like a biker who's having a stroke would be a load of fun.

Ken O said...

Trim into Hitler stache, then check guns.

Ed said...

Put on a watch cap and be Robert Duval's Hub in "Second Hand Lions".

Ancient Woodsman said...

"It's the right thing to do, baby."

Or,

"Who loves ya, Quaker Oatmeal?"

Put on a blue sweatshirt and with that stache you could hang out at the local fire station and no one would be the wiser.

Have a safe trip. Thanks for the hard work in KTKC...nice job, young man.

ZerCool said...

Alright, that's two people voting for Robert Duvall. Another possibility would be Sam Elliott as Virgil Earp in "Tombstone".

Glenn B said...

What a loss, what a crying friggin shame, it was a piece of art that stache of yours.

All the best,
Glenn B