May I present to you, this:
Yes, that is a $60, titanium hobo tool. For the outdoor enthusiast who has everything including an aversion to spending ridiculous sums of money on themselves, a titanium knife and fork combination that costs more than most cutlery sets for four! Now look, I'm all about saving weight when it comes to backpacking, but the difference in weight between the titanium version and the linked one cannot be more than an ounce or two.
Heck, you could get the infamous folding titanium spork for a quarter of the price!
That is all.